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Day 86 – Hard Nipples

Friday, June 25th, 2010
Wind Removing Pose or Pavanamuktasana 5/12/10

Wind Removing Pose or Pavanamuktasana 5/12/10

That’s what today’s class pretty much consisted of.  There is a lady in one of my classes that has fake boobs – you can just tell – and today she was directly behind me and of course, she wears a little tank top (where her boobs barely fit in it) and her nipples are hard the entire class.

I have found that people with fake boobs seem to have hard nipples all the time or damn near all the time – or maybe because they are usually so proud of their boobs, they wear shirts that make them cold and therefore their nipples are hard all the time.  I am not realy sure why this is and would be curious if other people have encountered this.

I tend to cover my hard nipples up the second I know they are hard or I just don’t wear clothing to show them off.  My boyfriend in high school used to say, “your headlights are on” – and I never knew what it meant – his friends would say it to me too – and literally, one day went to check the headlights on my Jeep to see if they were on.  And when I noticed that they weren’t , I finally asked him what he was talking about.  I suppose the fact that I didn’t ask the first time, makes me sound like I am an idiot, but I assure you I was not – and he told me that it meant that my nipples were hard.  I never ever again wanted my nipples to be hard through a shirt – I was so humilated and embarassed that they were staring at my tits.  Of course, I understand that’s what boys do at that age (and ages older), but it still hurt my feelings and to this day I have a real problem with my nipples being hard.

In fact, a few weeks ago, Bill and I went through the drive-thru at a steakburger restaurant and I was wearing a sweatshirt and it was 90+ degrees outside.  I had said something to the drive-thru cashier and she goes, “Girl, I have no idea how you are wearing that sweatshirt in this heat.”  and she seemed like the sort of person I could say anything to, and I replied, “My nipples are hard and I don’t want to be walking around with my nipples hard”  and she replied, “Oh yay, Girl, I gotcha – I hate that too!”

So today’s pose is the two legs together – Wind Removing Pose or Pavanamuktasana.  Like I said yesterday, I am not terribly excited about this pose because I don’t feel like I am advancing much in it, but I will keep trying and the more classes I go to that are 90 minutes- where we do this posture twice will help, I think.